Total Medals Earned: 346 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,805 Points
Medals Earned: 10/21 (85/380 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (155/285 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Medals Earned: 5/15 (25/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/395 points)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
